Sherlock + Breaking the fourth wall
Supernatural fandom should be coming any moment now.
an unexpected addition but highly appreciated
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
ok but when people say “that character isn’t canonically gay” when they’re talking about a character whose sexuality is never actually mentioned in the books/show/whatever. no. no actually u chose to infer that the character is canonically straight because u think straight is the automatic sexuality of all beings unless the word “gay” is in bolded size 60 font and that’s shitty
Idk I think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
+ obtain wifi password
- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water
(seductively licks lips)
(grabs your wrist)
(furiously hits you with your own hand)
WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR
"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"
Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dash
there’s a fandom line and you guys crossed it
the way people instantly get happier whenever they see someone that’s important to them makes me want to cry like you can see them smile their whole face lights up their whole demeanor lights up and they just get so happy
home is where you fully understand how the shower works
bOOK DAARIO IS. OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
Fav pics of Queenie.
my monarch, ladies and gents
i think the queen is my spirit animal
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN