Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.
THIS IS SO CUTE OMG HES DANCING WITH IT
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option
so i came out on facebook today
ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL
tumblr after dark is kind of like…
I relate to this on a religious level
This needs some sort o music to go with it…
pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex
oh my god
guys for real im laughing so hard rn
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.
They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.
Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.